Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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