That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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