the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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