Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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