id be glad to
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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