i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
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She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
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Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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