Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My liver just broke up with me...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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