You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
vagina is talking i cant
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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