I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD