Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (402): View more from Nebraska

  Who keeps a bong in their car??

  (1-402): View more from Nebraska

  Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (402): Who keeps a bong in their car?? (1-402): Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago. http://tfl.nu/uih3
  Replies (34) Good night (3845) Bad night (717)
• Favorite

  (302): View more from Delaware

  she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (302): she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to => http://tfl.nu/cnq4
  Replies (52) Good night (863) Bad night (10322)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets http://tfl.nu/cuwg
  Replies (18) Good night (2516) Bad night (889)
• Favorite

  (678): View more from Georgia

  he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (678): he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people. http://tfl.nu/q5y8
  Replies (33) Good night (946) Bad night (3649)
• Favorite

  (925): View more from California

  While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (925): While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me." http://tfl.nu/vnft
  Replies (42) Good night (8017) Bad night (1887)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  I don't think my arm is broken I can still text

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): I don't think my arm is broken I can still text http://tfl.nu/umjz
  Replies (1) Good night (2507) Bad night (1070)
• Favorite

  (812): View more from Indiana

  If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (812): If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours http://tfl.nu/smol
  Replies (3) Good night (1539) Bad night (638)
• Favorite

  (352): View more from Florida

  Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (352): Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night http://tfl.nu/ez8j
  Replies (15) Good night (711) Bad night (1223)
• Favorite

  (317): View more from Indiana

  It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (317): It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion. http://tfl.nu/z4as
  Replies (5) Good night (1073) Bad night (639)
• Favorite

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (708): Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight. http://tfl.nu/8q6s
  Replies (4) Good night (1119) Bad night (577)
• Favorite

  (503): View more from Oregon

  Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (503): Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson. http://tfl.nu/op2p
  Replies (4) Good night (379) Bad night (526)
• Favorite

  (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (787): The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life http://tfl.nu/y1id
  Replies (2) Good night (293) Bad night (485)
• Favorite

  (585): View more from New York

  Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?

  (1-585): View more from New York

  Or possibly end in a restraining order?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (585): Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy? (1-585): Or possibly end in a restraining order? http://tfl.nu/8n7h
  Replies (8) Good night (659) Bad night (280)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now http://tfl.nu/lg51
  Replies (1) Good night (363) Bad night (585)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed. http://tfl.nu/gyqg
  Replies (1) Good night (423) Bad night (475)

Randomize