I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks