Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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