Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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