it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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