drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
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So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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