She is in my trunk
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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