how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
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I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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