one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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