This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
