i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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