we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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