So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Boobs are out for the taking
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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