About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
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The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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