I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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