8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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