It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
