You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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