Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
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left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
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Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Someone signed my nipple.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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