forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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