sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
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