She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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