He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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