Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
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Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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