But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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