your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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