You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
