Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
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YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
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Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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