I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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