I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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