i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
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Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
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