Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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