i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
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do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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