I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
