check it out our google latitudes are spooning
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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