another moral hangover. fuck.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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