drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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