Christians are straight up FREAKS
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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