what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
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So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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