dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
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