I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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