I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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