is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
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Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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