So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Farmville is her only friend.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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