rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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