fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
