just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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