Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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