The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
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Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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