So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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